Dublin better be ready for iBlackguy

iBlackguy is on his way to Dublin, Ireland!!! and so far me and my traveling companion are the only black ppl on the whole plane! But at least we got the whole first class to our selves. Hopefully I’ll return with an epic Irish pub story but until then peace out bitches!

*UPDATE

The Flight
The 7 hour flight was good, until the served me this tiny ass appetizer of cold beef the size of lunchable bologna. Before I got my dry ass filet migon (will post pics later). Good thing I bought me some BoJangles onboard with me so I didn’t starve. Yes, I was sitting in first class, on a huge ass Boeing 757, with a package of hot sauce in one hand, a chicken leg in the other, and the remaining 3 piece with a biscuit on my tray table. With the flight attendants staring at me the whole time like “we should have neva gave u niggas money.” and I’m staring right back at them with chicken grease all over my face like “you damn right you shouldn’t have”.

Where’s The Black People?
So far I have been walking around Dublin’s Temple Bar area shopping sticking out like a sore thumb! I’ve seen more black people at the Republican National Convention. I’ve been here since 6am (Dublin Time) and barley seen enough black people to play a game of spades. Then when I finally did past one on the street, he gave me a “why they let yo black Nike wearing ass in the country.” look. But it is still early, so things might change. I am currently trying to find The Hood, so I can feel more at home, but I don’t see this happening. Anyways I’ll update later gotta get some sleep, this jet lag kickin my ass after 3 days of straight drinking in Myrtle Beach the night before. PS. Irish people are ugly ass fuck! I’m just

Stupid Money
Ok, yeah I know the Euro is worth a lot more than the dollar, and I mean a lot. Yesterday i changed over about 300 USD and got something like 200 Euros. Which sucks, but the worst part is all there money is white and tiny and can easily be mistaken for a reciept when it is balled up in your pocket, and the coins reassemble Chuckie Cheese tokens. Also it is not uncommon to have a pocket full of annoying coins at any given time, as the come in 1 cent 2 cent 50 cent 1 dollar and 2 dollar ( but don’t quote me on that). But the good thing is there is no sales tax here. So if a sign says 13 Euro for a 2 course dinner that’s exactly what it will cost you.

The People
The people here appear to be rather boring. I rather watch paint dry, than to have another conversation with one of these fuckers. English is there national language but there personalities are just a bore. I have a better time trying to decipher the multiple Spaniard tourist broken English.
Out of all the places I have traveled these are probably the ugliest woman on earth, here in Dublin. But sadly this is probably the hardest place on earth for me to get laid. I had a conversation with a woman at the ATM after I had been drinking and I asked her How do the Irish woman feel about black guys. Her response: “I love black guys, but most woman are racist” that was the straightest no bullshit respond I’d ever gotten. I gave her a drunken hug and got my black ass back to my room.

*UPDATE
I am now sitting at the Dublin airport. Waiting to depart back home. Yes, I only been here one day. Yes, I hated it that much. No, they wouldn’t refund my 2 extra nights at the hotel. No, I don’t care. Yes, I forfeited my first class seats to ride standby in coach on a 7 hour flight. But sadly every fucking flight today is over booked. I missed my Charlotte flight this morning because it was full. Now I am hoping and praying I will make it on this Philly flight. Because if I don’t, yup, I’ll be spending another night in the chocolate free shit hole! (FML) as I sit here and type this, the agent walks up and informs me with her stupid fucking Irish ” I’m from DUMBLIN, YEAH DUMBlin” accent. That the Philly flight is full! So back to the hotel I go, but I won’t be alone, my friends vodka and cranberry will be with me! And fuck proofreading this post I’m too pissed! CHEERS!! PFF!!

*UPDATE
The people are still ugly and I am having a difficult time getting aroused enough to masturbate.

*UPDATE…AGAIN
Since I have no choice but to spend another day in this shit hole I have decided to make the best of it. After arriving back at my hotel from the airport. I went out and had lunch at some Mongolian place, it was very good. I took a nap which really means I went to bed in the middle of them day. Because I am trying my best no to let my body get use to this 5 hour ahead time. I woke up around 6 Dublin time, had dinner at a very expensive restaurant in Temple Bar. The food was great but the service was kind of shity and yes, the server was ugly as fuck. Look like Dub-C C-Walked all over that bitches face. I’m now sipping down Coronas in my hotel room, trying to get as drunk as possible so I can find some way to enjoy myself. Even tho I am already about 400 Euros over budget…..PS I have yet to see a fucking Leprechaun!