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		<title>Room Service In Little Rock</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2012 14:50:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fucking a chick at her workplace has always been a pretty big fantasy of mine. Ever since I was about 15 I can remember going to the doctor and fantasizing about the nurse showing up in some hoe-ish trashy, slutty nursing uniform complete with hat and stilettos and having her way with my little 15-year-old [...]]]></description>
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		<title>iBlackguy Is Back</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 01:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=650</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Much thanks to my homegirl and new editor Annie who got me off my ass and writing stories again. Finally iBlackguy.com is back in motion. I took a break for a while to get the radio show (iBlackguy Radio) up and running, now that that its together and thriving with 3K downloads to date, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Fucked A Follower</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2012 01:38:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After starting iBlackguy.com, I began to get a lot more twitter followers. I wasn’t ever really into twitter too much because I thought it was rather pointless. I couldn&#8217;t figure out what the fuck a hashtag or a retweet was for the life of me. So I shelved my twitter account and said fuck it. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Just Sayin&#8217;: WNBA</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/im-just-sayin-wnba/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 17:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=530</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Whyyyyyyy? Why does this shit exist? And not only does it exist they actually play this shit on national TV. Why is that legal? Don&#8217;t we have to deal with enough bullshit on TV? Like Glen Beck, infomercials, Jersey Shore and telethon&#8217;s just to name a few? I guess not, because every year (I have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Granny Gets It</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 20:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=512</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay, first of all let me start off by saying I am not proud of this story at all. I am very ashamed of it in fact. Not because I feel guilty, but because the lady in the story is so horrible looking and old I am ashamed to say I stuck my dick in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mystery Smell</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/the-mystery-smell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=507</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This story goes back some years, when I was barely in High School and still a somewhat decent individual. This is arguably the hook up that took me from normal functioning upstanding citizen, to the pervert, weirdo, standard-less pathetic mother-fucker I am today. When I look back on this story it makes me see how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Just Sayin&#8217;: The Duckface</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 21:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=490</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Whoever told you that puckering your lips up just before snapping a photo was a hot look, obviously played a horrible joke on you. Sadly this horrible joke has apparently been played over and over again and has since been engraved in the subconscious of young woman every where. For some odd reason they actually [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Just Sayin&#8217;: Skinny Jeans</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/im-just-sayin-skinny-jeans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 04:05:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=478</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m just sayin, I don&#8217;t care who you are, how much money you got, or how &#8220;swagged&#8221; out you are, this shit is totally unacceptable. How do you allow this shit to happen? I imagine getting in these pants is similar to trying to push a football through a water hose. At some point I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Just Sayin&#8217;: Eyebrows</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/im-just-sayin-eyebrows/</link>
		<comments>http://iblackguy.com/im-just-sayin-eyebrows/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 14:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=457</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I not sure I will ever grasp the concept of this. But for some fucked up reason woman think it&#8217;s ok to shave off both of their eyebrows then reapply them with a colored pencil. Yup, reapply them with a colored pencil. A COLORED PENCIL!. I wish I could find the bitch that made this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Just Sayin&#8217;: Plan B Pill</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/im-just-sayin-plan-b-pill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=443</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Plan B pill aka The Morning After Pill or as I like to call it The Baby Vaporizer or Abortion in a bottle. But what ever you like to call it I&#8217;m pretty sure we can agree that it&#8217;s magical. Who ever invented this shit deserves a Nobel Prize, or at least 40 virgins [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Just Sayin&#8217;: Muslims</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/im-just-sayin-muslims/</link>
		<comments>http://iblackguy.com/im-just-sayin-muslims/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 14:09:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=424</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok I realize that all Muslims aren&#8217;t terrorist..I think. But everybody wasn&#8217;t a child genius like myself. Meaning tons of people associate all Muslims with terrorism. But can you really blame them. I mean it&#8217;s 120 degrees outside and you show up to an airport with your wife dressed like a Jedi Ninja in all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Happy Ending</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/my-happy-ending/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 01:59:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=413</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One day of sitting around playing Xbox with a friend of mine, he told me one of the sweetest things I had ever heard in my life! He told me that you could go to your local massage school and get rubbed down by a hot eighteen year old high school drop out, for practically [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ginger Babyface</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/ginger-babyface/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 04:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=404</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Male or female whoever created the blowjob deserves a fucking Nobel Prize or something. They are obviously a genius. Personally, I think it had to be a male that started it all. I bet it was some horny caveman that got tired of fucking his wife’s dry Brillo Pad pussy and decided to stick his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Im Still Here!!</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/im-still-here/</link>
		<comments>http://iblackguy.com/im-still-here/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2011 02:52:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=375</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Been traveling and drinking way to much this month first Myrtle Beach then Dublin now I&#8217;m just getting back from Vegas. I&#8217;m taking a break on the trips mainly because I am poor now. I lost my iPad in Vegas so its back to typing on the iPhone. Unless somebody else wants to donate me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dublin better be ready for iBlackguy</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/391/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 03:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=391</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[iBlackguy is on his way to Dublin, Ireland!!! and so far me and my traveling companion are the only black ppl on the whole plane! But at least we got the whole first class to our selves. Hopefully I&#8217;ll return with an epic Irish pub story but until then peace out bitches! *UPDATE The Flight [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For The Love Of Tacos</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/for-the-love-of-tacos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 12:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=385</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[During one of the brief times that I was actually in a serious relationship, I dated a Hispanic girl. In my opinion she was way out of my league. A lot better looking than me, way smarter than me and she had good credit, so naturally I couldn’t compete. She was so good-looking when we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New E-mail Updates</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/new-email-updates/</link>
		<comments>http://iblackguy.com/new-email-updates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 18:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=370</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you want to keep up with iBlackguy.com stories without having to visit the site daily sign up for the        e-mail alerts. Every time a new story is added you&#8217;ll receive an e-mail. NO SPAM I PROMISE! *UPDATE* Some of you mentioned you can&#8217;t see the subscribe section on the mobile theme [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Teacher Quest 2: Mrs.Rice</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/the-teacher-quest-2-mrs-rice/</link>
		<comments>http://iblackguy.com/the-teacher-quest-2-mrs-rice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2011 02:22:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=360</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So a few weeks later, after my fucked up fantasy gone wrong with Ms.Dry Hump (aka Ms. Booth), I was back on the saddle. I started basically stalking the other teacher that showed me interest. Every time her username would pop online I would immediately click on it to IM her. Having had a small [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Teacher Quest: Ms.Booth</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/348/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2011 19:23:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=348</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So around my final year of high school I had begun a quest. I had begun a quest to fuck a teacher! All my life that has been sort of a fantasy of mine. Right up there with, have a 3 some (MFF) and fuck a video vixen. Both of which I would probably fail [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TMI</title>
		<link>http://iblackguy.com/tmi/</link>
		<comments>http://iblackguy.com/tmi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 18:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>iBlackguy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iblackguy.com/?p=341</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know you come here to read my stories. But I been kinda lazy lately, so I figure I&#8217;d make some random post in-between stories so my blog actually seems like a real blog: Today I decided to spruce up my apartment a bit. I bought a small mirror to hang up behind my toilet [...]]]></description>
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