I’m Just Sayin’: Eyebrows

I not sure I will ever grasp the concept of this. But for some fucked up reason woman think it’s ok to shave off both of their eyebrows then reapply them with a colored pencil. Yup, reapply them with a colored pencil. A COLORED PENCIL!.

I wish I could find the bitch that made this shit popular. simply to shake her hand. Because if any one woman can make a whole generation of woman walk around looking like a goddamn fool, she is definitely a bad bitch and I wanna meet her.
Most people believe God created each and every one of us, I personally don’t but many do. However if that’s true, that means he created all of our faces. Which means he created all of our eyebrows. So Isn’t that a bit of a kick in the nuts to God? I mean your basically saying “uh oh God you fucked up my eyebrows but don’t worry I’ll fix them.” What the fuck qualifies you to create on eyebrows anyway? I mean God can walk on water, turn water to wine, YOU CAN’T!

But I know one thing if I ever have a daughter and she decides to leave the house looking like this,

this,

Or this

I won’t say one fucking word to her. But I bet her ass won’t get back into my house until that shit grows back and she looks human again. I’m Just Sayin’