I’m Just Sayin’: Muslims

Ok I realize that all Muslims aren’t terrorist..I think. But everybody wasn’t a child genius like myself. Meaning tons of people associate all Muslims with terrorism. But can you really blame them. I mean it’s 120 degrees outside and you show up to an airport with your wife dressed like a Jedi Ninja in all black with nothing visible but her ankles and eyeballs. Like so:

Which, I might add has a very strong resemblance to this:

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Then you will have a fitted twin-bed sheet wrapped around your head 14 times until you look like the Mushroom from Mario Bros.

Or maybe even:

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So can you really blame them for being a little suspicious? Let’s be honest Muslims weren’t exactly our favorite people back in 2001.

So your still pretty much walking on egg-shells around here as far as I’m concerned. But I will say one thing you’s motherfuckers got balls! Cuz there ain’t no way I’m stepping my black ass into paki-anything or Iraqi-nothing anytime soon. But basically, if your tired of the hassles of being Muslim in a America, pull the bed sheet off your head. Buy your wife some leggins and Ugg boots and for fucks sake shower ounce in a while and you should be just fine…Unless people start mistaking you for Mexican, then you have a whole other problem on your hands. I’m Just Sayin’