The Plan B pill aka The Morning After Pill or as I like to call it The Baby Vaporizer or Abortion in a bottle. But what ever you like to call it I’m pretty sure we can agree that it’s magical. Who ever invented this shit deserves a Nobel Prize, or at least 40 virgins and a tub of lube. Before this pill existed plan B for me consisted of a 7-8 month wait and purposely kicking my pregnant girlfriend down a flight of stairs, then it was bye bye baby.
But now for only 50 dollars and a trip to your local Walgreens you can’t instantly abort a baby, Genius!
Suck on that Al Gore,
to me that shit is way more great than some fucking global warming bullshit, that I’m not even 100% sure exist.
Next to broadband Internet and Facebook this may be one of the greatest inventions of the 21st Century. Now I’m not saying go have tons of unprotected sex and drop your load in unsuspecting woman, with the intention of supplying a plan B pill….However, that would be fun.. Now before anyone gets all pro choice/pro life on me let me explain something. In my book, only people that can speak English have rights. Meaning babies, old people, The Helen Kellers, Retards and foreigners are shit out of luck. I’m Just SayiniBlackguy | No Comments »