I’m Just Sayin’: Skinny Jeans

I’m just sayin, I don’t care who you are, how much money you got, or how “swagged” out you are, this shit is totally unacceptable.

How do you allow this shit to happen? I imagine getting in these pants is similar to trying to push a football through a water hose.

At some point I would think you get one leg in and as your laying across the bed trying stuff your left testicle in, you say to yourself; “this shit ain’t gone work.” I mean I am one of the biggest Lil’ Wayne fans around, but this shit just went to far. I almost have to question his sexuality, as these pants are clearly from forever 21 or Wet Seal’s petite department.

I’m not even comfortable calling them pants! They sit somewhere in between long johns and pantyhose. Now I get it, the saggy/baggy thing is out, which I totally agree with. But is this “the new in?” Guys wearing there girlfriends clothes? If so lock me up and throw away the key now. Because if I ever see a straight male wearing some of these walking down the street, I will likely jump the curve and kindly pen them under the front bumper of my car where they belong. I’m Just sayin