I’m Just Sayin’: The Duckface

Whoever told you that puckering your lips up just before snapping a photo was a hot look, obviously played a horrible joke on you. Sadly this horrible joke has apparently been played over and over again and has since been engraved in the subconscious of young woman every where. For some odd reason they actually think it’s hot and will now subconsciously make this face when posing for photos. This face is known as ‘The Duckface’

Apparently this is supposed to make your lips look pouty and full, but it doesn’t it makes you look like a duck. It’s suppose to define your jaw law, but it doesn’t; it makes you look like a duck! It’s suppose to boost up those cheekbones, but it doesn’t; you still look like a A FUCKING DUCK!

Hot girls do it

Celebrities do it

Men are doing it

Couples do it

Whatever the fuck this is does it

Even baby killers do it

All these woman look stupid as fuck, yes. However there is one time and one time only when the duckface is totally necessary

I’m sure no explanation is needed

Now you may be reading this and right now you have you have your Facebook/Twitter photo set to a duckfaced picture. That’s cool, we all make mistakes. But good thing you found my blog So now you realize you actually don’t look cute, you look like a fucking idiot. So take it down ASAP.