I’m Just Sayin’: Urban Mohawks

So you got your self a mohawk? I guess now your “kool”? Or “hip hop” or different, right?…Nope, your just STUPID! you know why? because you just went and shaved the sides of your fucking head for a fad! meaning you better fall in love with that fucking mohawk day after day, because guess what? Your stuck with it for the next 2 to 3 months or until your hair grows back. And as for being “kool” or “hip hop” you failed. How? You may ask…. And I’ll reply, because “every body and there fucking momma” has a fucking mohawk now. Literally! The other day when I was in Cleveland, downtown at Tower City. I saw a mother-daughter with matching urban mohawks. So some lady pretty much forced her 10yo daughter to have a mohawk. I immediately wanted to throw a glass of hot lava in the moms face.

So basically, mohawks don’t make you more “hip hop” or “kool”. It only makes you look like a stupid follower. And if I ever get my hands on a glass of hot lava, the first bitch I see with a mohawk will be a victim…I’m just sayin’

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