TMI

I know you come here to read my stories. But I been kinda lazy lately, so I figure I’d make some random post in-between stories so my blog actually seems like a real blog:

Today I decided to spruce up my apartment a bit. I bought a small mirror to hang up behind my toilet to jazz up the place. I later realized this was a bad idea because when ever I go pee I see a reflection of my flaccid penis and it makes me sad. I’m taking that mirror down tomorrow.

New story coming soon!!